July 6, 2005: Human Beings....... | Comments(775)

 A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, she confides this > 'news' to her mother. > Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this > to you? > I want to know!" The girl picks up the pho ...

July 6, 2005: Equation Study....not to b an engg..to learn it | Comments(1)

Equation 1:            Study = Don't FailEquation 2:            Don't Study = FailAdding equation 1 & 2Study + Don't Study = Don't Fail ...

July 6, 2005: Is this LOVE | Comments(0)

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, ...

July 6, 2005: INDIA RISING...........really | Comments(19825)

Speech by Thomas Friedman of The New York Times...."When we were young kids growing up in America, we were told to eat our vegetables at dinner and not leave them. Mothers said, 'think of the starving children in India and finish the dinner.' And now ...

June 24, 2005: Dentist | Comments(421)

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it willcost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says."That's a ridiculous amount," the man says."Isn't there a cheaper way?""Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use ...

June 21, 2005: Future Customer Care | Comments(0)

  THE FUTURE CUSTOMER SERVICE........................Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut."Customer: "Haloo, can I order ."Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose Smart Card number, Sir?"Customer: "It's eh..., hold on .... 6102049998-4 ...

June 10, 2005: Suggest the Title | Comments(0)

Once upon a time, in a village, there came a lion & started troubling the villagers. Getting frustrated because of the lion, the people decided to take some action. They decided that after 6:00 o'clock in the evening everybody will return home an ...

June 10, 2005: Humors | Comments(329)

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho, Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?" What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta" ...

June 9, 2005: Hi Boss | Comments(0)

Hi Boss,People who do lots of work...         make lots of mistakes People who do less work...         make less mistakes People who do no work...         make no mistakes People who make no ...

June 9, 2005: Another Sardar Joke | Comments(0)

There were these two friends and both of them had Sardarji drivers. They were having an argument about whose driver is more stupid. So one of the friends called his driver:"Oye Santa Singh"...  Santa Singh replied: "Ji praaJi" his boss sai ...

June 1, 2005: Don't mess with Old ladies | Comments(0)

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ...

June 1, 2005: Installing Love | Comments(0)

Tech Support: Yes, .. how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical ...